A Serious Joke

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA

WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM

HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY



THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY

WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY

AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.



THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED



HOW DID U FIND INDIANS



INDIANS??

WHO INDIANS??

I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN

THERE IN INDIA



WHAT NONSENSE??

WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN





THE AMERICAN SAID



IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI

IN PUNJAB A PANJABI

IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA

BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI



THEN I MET

A MUSLIM,

A HINDU

A CHRISTIAN,

A JAIN,

A BUDDHIST



AND MANY MANY MANY MORE



BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET



THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS



THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD

BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME

REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...



FIGHT BACK -



ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN


JAI HIND