Deep Mehta

THIS IS A TYPICAL CONVERSATION b/w Lovers Note: Conversation ke beech, within brackets jo hai, woh.. ladka apne aap se keh raha hai She Gives a missed call to him....and he calls her back.. She: Hello! He: (are yaar...pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..? She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya... He: ( Call kaha kiya?.. khali missed call to diya hai... ) oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi meri jaanu?? She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the? He: mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par.... She: nice song.. (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum") He: ( Saala waha koi chipkali 'kich kich' kar rahi hai ya .... ) hey!!!! tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha She: *giggles* He: Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls! She: yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge.. He: ( Correct...woh yeh samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai ... ) Come on! Please! She: hat ...I don...

Dear All, Some valuable information from BMC is being circulated for your information Floods - 2009 : Mumbai Floods in Mumbai are attributable to simultaneous occurrence of rainfall and high tides. If, the rainfall is in excess of 200 mm in a day (24 hrs), floods can occur anytime irrespective of tides. However, if there is moderate rainfall but the tide is in excess of 4.50 meters at the same time, the city of Mumbai is sure to get flooded. Accordingly, heavy floods are anticipated on the following days in Mumbai, if there is excessive rainfall at the time of high tides, since the tides are extremely high on these days: - Date Day Time Height of Tide (Meters) 24 June 2009 Wednesday 1:41 PM 4.95 25 June 2009 Thursday 2:24 PM 4.97 23 July 2009 Thursday 1:23 PM 5.01 24 July 2009 Friday 2:03 PM 5.05 25 July 2009 Saturday 2:43 PM 4.94 BMC has already planned to keep the schools closed on 24 July 2009 since the tide level is record high of last 100 years on this day. Mumbaites are, therefor...

AN AMERICAN VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO AMERICA WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY THE AMERICAN SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES. THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED HOW DID U FIND INDIANS INDIANS?? WHO INDIANS?? I DIDNT FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN THERE IN INDIA WHAT NONSENSE?? WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN THE AMERICAN SAID IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI IN PUNJAB A PANJABI IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL,TAMILNADU,KERALA BIHARI,MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI,TAMILIAN, MALAYALI THEN I MET A MUSLIM, A HINDU A CHRISTIAN, A JAIN, A BUDDHIST AND MANY MANY MANY MORE BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ... FIGHT BACK - ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN JAI HIND